Mission Mission

He says he’s been skating the streets of the Mission every night for the last seven years, although this is the first time that I’ve ever seen him.  Nonetheless, he’s definitely on to something, just like those rollerblade soccer players that you sometimes see at Sunday Streets (or in North Beach).

He told me to go long for a hail mary, but after I had sprinted half a block in a perfect deep route, he pulled a Michael Vick and just tucked the ball for a quarterback sneak.  Hopefully he managed to avoid being sacked by the Muni bus in hot pursuit.

At Benders.

“Oh why oh why the PBR?” moans a comment on this new work by Hayley Cassatt, ”Seems a little low-brow for such a sleek & elegant animal!”

I say that comment seems a little snooty for such a punk rock blog. PABST FERRET!

This is a still from a new film by Talent Is An Asset. You will want to watch the whole thing. The soundtrack is great too.

Check it out.

$5 bloody marys and look at those napkins! Not only are they artfully arranged, but they’re also so effortlessly retrievable in event of emergency.

Aspiring bartenders, please take note.

When Sexpigeon split for New York City, he left behind a huge box of rad Muni t-shirts, which somehow found its way into Mission Mission headquarters.

We thought long and hard about what to do with this treasure, and decided to put them up for sale tomorrow at the Noise Pop Holiday Shop. They come in youth large, small, medium and large, and they are rad.

Imagine… You could wipe out all your holiday shopping in one purchase: a 22 for Dad, a 38 for Mom, a 24 for Little Sis. Or maybe one of each just for you. Or 38s for the whole family, Gramps included. Oh, the possibilities! See you tomorrow!

Previously:

Sexpigeon Splits for New York City

I’m fighting back my gag reflex as I post this.

Reader Seth writes:

I bought these gems in New Zealand earlier this year

Anyone in New Zealand now want to help us import a 24 pack of these for the next Mission Mission giveaway? Let’s talk.

Holy smokes, that’s like something out of Alien Vs. Predator! And Bernalwood says they’re all up in Bernal every winter! Holy smokes!

I hope they don’t venture down the hill.

Just look at him!

We should probably all go adopt an animal right now.

[via Elly Jonez]

And with that, the last remaining liquor store that supplied the treasured liquid is exhausted.

Or is it?

Previously:

FDA to Ban Four Loko Nationwide