Mission Mission

I saw this just now and it just about broke my heart.

Ryan Christopher Parks (of B. Hamilton fame), Mission Mission would hereby like to buy you a sandwich.

Previously:

A Really Good Review of a B. Hamilton Show at Amnesia

5 Responses to “Your Idea Isn't the Right Fit for Kickstarter”

1. kiya says:

   December 14, 2010 at 7:45 pm

   I’m confused, what was Ryan’s idea?
2. SF Bar Experiment says:

   December 14, 2010 at 9:11 pm

   I want to know too; what was the project?
3. James O'Boston says:

   December 14, 2010 at 11:38 pm

   i think it was to get a sandwich, and then, perhaps, to eat it, people.
4. mattymatt says:

   December 15, 2010 at 12:42 am

   Oh, was this the pitch for the Fuckable Sandwich Machine? I’m surprised they didn’t go for it.
5. Ron Kristophone says:

   December 15, 2010 at 9:57 am

   To Kickstarter (www.heirloomorganicfucks.com),

   “I wanna go get a sandwich somewhere good down on Telegraph but I don’t have any cash and my bank disabled my account after some Ukrainian dickhead I play Madden with got my information and bought a bunch of shit from a flower shop in San Leandro and a Hollister somewhere in New Mexico. So like, I need to borrow, like, fifty bucks for a little bit so I can grub and shit. And, like, weed.”

   DENIED A SANDWICH. DENIED A 20 SACK. DENIED ON BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS. FUCK THEM. FUCK THE INTERNET. FUCK GOD. WERE ALL DEAD.