Gawker has all the bad news (and a nice haiku) right here.
So what’s the plan? Hoard case after case? Start an underground Four Loko club? A medical Four Loko dispensary? What do we do?
UPDATE: [Photo by Andrew Durso] [Thanks, Alex F!]
 right here. So what’s the plan? Hoard case after case? Start an underground Four Loko club? A medical Four Loko dispensary? What do we do? [Photo via stemuzz] UPDATE: [Photo by Andrew Durso] [Thanks, Alex F!]</p>
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thank the lawd ! that shit is narrrrrsty.
“After a slice of pizza and some water Ortiz said he felt ‘much better’”.
Not the smartest follow-up to an anti-drinking campaign. I can hear everyone now: Drink all you want, puke, and get some pizza and water. You’ll be golden!”
If they had let us keep our Sparks, this Four Loco drama could have been avoided. I am down to TWO cans of original Sparks!
Guess this’ll peel all the ‘how dare you post a picture of someone doing something compromising!’ dingbats off the “Tubby Tagger” post.
Never had a problem with it. A bit sweet but a nice alternative to redbull mix drinks. I think it can be reduced into a nice vinaigrette for salad as well. Once again American culture consigned to history. I’ll buy some for my cellar.
So… now I have to combine caffeine and alcohol all by myself?
Can anyone tell me how to do that?
just add an energy shot 2 it… Simple as that
Jeepers, what year is it? In 1985, the kids in rural Austria would pour a Red Bull into a beer, do a shot of vodka, and chase it with the beer/Bull mix.
1985. A quarter century ago.
Are you people trying to do some sort of weird hipster retro thing here? PBR must be an homage to 1986′s Blue Velvet, I guess. Fuck — the eighties are still back.
I hated the eighties.
Maybe John Hinckley Jr. can come back and assassinate the eighties?
when are kids here going to start shoving vodka soaked tampons in their ass?
that is a good idea! i have to try that.
what brand should I use?
Awesome!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/getbeat/4751677446/
Found on Flickr by http://www.sorryimissedyourparty.com/2010/10/four-loko-piss-break.html
Reposted without attribution by… what? Some asshole with a stupid blog?
No-attribution photo blogs are like the tagging of the online world. Most of them are bad or boring. People get bent out of shape about them, because personal property, etc. But some are really good, and the best are high art.
I mean, Rad Dudes for goodness sake:
http://radduderadkidradlady.blogspot.com/
Summer Is Rad for that matter:
http://summerisrad.blogspot.com/
Leslie Miles (!!):
http://lesliemiles.com/
And everything listed here:
http://boepple.tumblr.com/
Four Loco’s is the best drink ever, 2 to the face and you and some strange women will have sexual relations lmao
Eww!! That Pic Is “Narrrsty”.. FUCK THA FDA!!!!!!!! That Bitch Should Just Quit Drinkin’ After That Stupid Drunk Shit.. L0k0′z Are The Best Drink Since 4Maxxed,, Sparkzz,, Tiltz.. They Beat All Them With A Nation//World Vote.. That’z What They Should Have aNation Wide Vote By The People For The People About Keeping L0k0′z Legal.. “LightWeightz” Just Don’t Know How To Handle Them At All.. “”Caution::L0k0′z Aren’t For Tha Weak Stomach Nor Is It For Tha LightWeightz 0r Tha “Snakey People”!!!!”" Can You Say “”BUZZKiLLz!!!”" Ima L0k0 Drinker Nd This Shit Is Some Bullshit.. Fuckin’ Peevez..
0hh Yeah Nd What Part 0f “”DRiNK RESP0NSiBLY”" Don’t Ya’ll Understand??? You Think It’s An Understatement??? —>>Not For Tha Weak Hearted.. Nd Don’t Get All Mega Butt-Hurt Bitchez!!!!! hAhAhA
ur argument holds no ground..i almost had a seizure trying to read it.
Oh you must drink some four loko prior to reading his comment. Reading it minus the loko is the equivalent of watching a 3D movie without the glasses. Obviously.
I had one of these last night, just one and I had to be hospitalized later. I threw up countless times, I blacked out, and have memory loss of a period of time… it was not fun.
Someone you didn’t know handed it to you, right?
Crazy kids and their crazy notions, lol…….
FDA mole!
you could always get yerself some MateVeza, it’s 4LOCO for Mr Fancypants, and extremely legal.
I’ve never tried this drink so I just don’t get it. How is this different from a redbull vodka?
Where Red Bull & Vodka tastes like ass, 4 Loko tastes like shit.
I don’t mind it being banned. Mostly because I wouldn’t miss it.
A little late to the party?
Why don’t you jut snort yey and pound a smirnoff it gets you up more than a four loko
4 loko is the shit love it
Quit playing games with my heart.
Why is she ass-naked?