Remember the planned Dolores Park Playground renovation? And how we all thought it meant the whole park was going to be closed for months on end?
Well, I guess it was supposed to start some time last month, but Dolores Park Works reports today that the funds just aren’t there. The renovation will be delayed at least until spring — at which point it won’t be “off season” anymore, so maybe it should be delayed until at least next winter. I dunno. Read on.
I’m glad they’re finally installing the Mayan pyramid I’ve been requesting forever.
HUMAN SACRIFICES COMING SOON TO A DOLORES PARK NEAR YOU!!!!
stupid yuppie parents, stupid safe park.
woo hoo! i didn’t know that.