What Do You Do If You Break Your Leg Jumping Off a Hijacked Firetruck During a Celebratory Riot Right After the San Francisco Giants Won the World Series?

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3 Responses to “What Do You Do If You Break Your Leg Jumping Off a Hijacked Firetruck During a Celebratory Riot Right After the San Francisco Giants Won the World Series?”

  1. Now all the kids are gonna want to jump off fire trucks. By all, I mean me.

  2. guppy says:

    dumbass

  3. dana says:

    most importantly, a dumbass with health insurance