Deal of the Year: $200 Annual Bottomless Miller Pint at Clooney's

Brainslip hipped us to this one, in a new report titled Bucketheads Vs. Spillers: Clooney’s Lingo Decoded. Do the math, people.

Photo by Generik11.

Previously:

Worst Place to Take a First Date?

Street Artists Breaking It Down

On 16th Street there’s no time for subtlety when it comes to BP (formerly British Petroleum).

No Time For Subtlety

Up in North Beach we find this helpful guide.

Alien Human

Back to Valencia, and I’m not actually sure what this one’s about.

Joe Comes In

Fresh Indian Summer Look

Forget what you think you know about flip-flops and shorts, Sex Pigeon thinks this is a winning outfit.

If you disagree, then you’re so behind the times. Enjoy your gangsta loony toons T-shirt and flannel shirt tied around your waist.

Kittens in a Shoebox

What are they looking at? How’d they get so cute? What shade of shoebox is that?

Photo by David Spector.

Previously:

Yay Kittens!

Kittens Inspire Ice Cream Flavor

Will Bay to Breakers Enthusiasts Obey New Bay to Breakers Rules? (NSFW)

No booze, no floats, no non-registered participants. Broke-Ass Stuart will surely lead an insurrection, am I right? SFist has the full story.

Photo by Jitterball.

Mad Priest

Let’s all take a moment this afternoon to admire the art of Madalynn Priester. She doesn’t seem to have anything for sale or anything, but she has a blog, and some stuff for sale here.

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Bubble Party at Dusk in Dolores Park

Want to see a bunch of people tripping out on giant bubbles at Dolores Park at sunset on Saturday? Check out this set of photos by Hot Pants.

How to Render Your Clipper Card Completely Ineffective

Global X tried this experiment. It didn’t go well:

I waved my Palm Pré close to the RFID reader, even touching it at several angles –it didn’t work. The conductor asked me what I was doing. Rather than get into a technical explanation, I just gave him $2 in cash. EPIC FAIL!

I tried this with a key card once. Worked fine.

Read on if you want.

Dolores Park 20 Years Ago

It’s like, not that different, but completely different. You know what I mean? These pictures that Eric Fischer found someplace make my stomach churn, in a good way.

People hung out at Dolores Park 20 years ago! People took their dogs to Dolores Park 20 years ago! People all drove vintage cars back then! The trees were a little bit smaller back then! I was a little kid back then! Nobody’d quite heard of Nirvana back then!

But the park looks basically the same. And whatever renovations come and go, it’ll probably look basically the same  20 years from now. After we’ve all moved to Portland or New York.

Great find, Eric!

How Would You Describe Guerrero South of 26th Street?

Oh, thanks LZ. Astute analysis.

Although, over the summer I was invited to some kind of hoe-down at a place on Guerrero between 26th and 25th, so there might be a northward creep in effect.