Mission Mission

Bianca Dagger has some advice for the ladies (and maybe some gentlemen) regarding footwear and foot care. Read on.

Fashionist goes to Berlin! What fun! And check out the pumps on this mystery girl! Read on for some analysis and some close-ups.

Previously:

Fashionist Goes to Vietnam

Fashionist Goes to Austin

Over the weekend, Janebook published a helpful guide to the San Francisco floor drug scene — where to get safe floor drugs, where to avoid sketchy floor drugs, etc. Here’s some analysis of the situations at two popular Mission watering holes:

delirium – you get the satisfaction of knowing that these drugs belonged to one of those lame dudebros who you hate for “ruining the mission” on weekends. this dudebro is (or will be in 20 minutes when he goes to do a bump and can’t find his drugs) hella bummed, and you helped make that happen! but let’s be honest, this shit will be total garbage, i’m talking like you’ll do it all and not even get post nasal drip, and if you’re over 20 you will hate yourself for doing delirium floor drugs.

pops – an enormous, resounding no. you have like, a 50/50 chance of the drugs you find on the floor of this bar being good, which are actually not bad odds as far as floor drugs go. but where will you do them? doing blow in that bathroom is like being trapped on a mission-scumbag tower of terror ride. you WILL be haunted by ghosts of hipsters past, and you will undoubtedly find this to be kind of a buzzkill.

Read on.

Move to rural China! These folks here are living the dream! You got your trippy yurt, you got your portable kitchen, a sewing machine for making DIY goods to barter, some kind of cart from which to vend your homemade tempeh banh mi — and satellite TV for when you just need to vedge after several nights of NON-STOP GETTING YOUR RAVE ON. Hop to it!

Thanks to You Might Find Yourself for pointing us to this revelatory photograph.

Previously:

Kevin Goes to China!

Quite possibly the greatest incidental license plate ever, spotted in the SOMA on a Saturday night, and hopefully descriptive of exactly what was happening at the moment inside of that particular Jeep Grand Cherokee.

Kinda sounds like the premise of the climax scene (starting at 3:00) of the second-greatest music video ever, the BANNED VERSION of “Relax” by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, available for your viewing pleasure below:

Some may view this as a thinly veiled passive aggressive attempt to keep drunk hipsters out of the park during one of the hottest Saturdays of the year, but I don’t quite see it that way.

Rather, the City was trying to throw the neighborhood a sprinkler party, but sadly no one seemed to want to participate.

Que lastima?

Previously:

Dolores Park Community Meeting Recap

Glen Canyon Park Just Might Be the New Dolores Park

Police seemed perplexed as to how this Mercedes actually ended up on its side here at an auto garage on the corner of Mission and Ocean, but any Grand Theft Auto veteran will tell you that it happens all the time.

A quick glance around the scene revealed some clues.  The bent parking meter and pole hinted at some sort of badly-miscalculated shortcut attempt, which, judging from the scattered debris, must have been undertaken at considerable velocity.

Still, not quite something you see everyday.

Happy Friday, everybody! Who wants a new pet?

Rascal — 3-year-old male rat terrier

This little Jack-in-the-box is jumping with joy! He is an active guy looking for an adult home where Adventure is the name of the game. Rascal has a short little tail that never stops wagging. He can’t wait to meet you!

All pets adopted from SFSPCA have received a pre-adoption veterinary exam and behavior assessment, vaccinations, spay/neuter surgery and a microchip.

Where: The San Francisco SPCA’s Maddie’s Adoption Center
Address: 250 Florida Street (at 16th – Street)
Hours: Open Tues – Friday 1 p.m. to 7 p.m., and Saturday/Sunday 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. (Closed Mondays and major holidays.
Contact: 415-522-3500, www.sfspca.org
Follow SFSPCA at facebook.com/sfspca and twitter.com/sfspca.

This is Burning Yellows, one of the bands opening for La Corde at the Hemlock tonight.

Hayley Cassatt‘s daily narwhal party is still going strong.

Previously:

Gnarly New Narwhal on the Scene