See him? See him? Ribity wore his way right through solid rubber!
And get this: The author of Many Machines was going to toss these shoes out, but don’t worry, I pointed out his folly and he promises to “put them under glass and charge admission.” I’d pay $15 to see it in the flesh as long as my ticket comes with a souvenir t-shirt.
Previously:
Rabbit-Drag Ribity (With Foot-Long Dong)
Ribity Loves Ribity (First Mission Mission post ever!)
legend has it that anyone who kisses the sole of that shoe will have their herpes cured