Renée wants to know if she’s alone in feeling funny about manipulating her iPhone’s touch screen with her fingers.
Watch her explain, and then let her know. (Video contains language and innuendo that is NSFW.)
Previously:
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Hey, awesome! Touch screen phones have been around for, what, four years now? And you’ve just figured out you can make dirty comments about it? I guess that’s how you get the links on the big blogs.
I still think Renee is hot.
you should ask her out on a date and fail again. see “date with dinah.” now that would be hot. just a thought.
Don’t mind them Aaron, you’ll find your chesty dark haired lass soon!
Ever tried. Ever failed. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
lets look at the facts: 33, balding, and fucking fat chicks that smell funny. ftw indeed.
Dude, read the thing. He said that’s not him.
I feel the same way when I’m tonguing my android phone.
Yeah. You’re alone. Also, you might need to work on your fingerbanging technique.
Oh, and welcome to “jokes from three years ago”. Can’t wait for your iPad/tampon post in 2013!
Nope, not at all like fingering. A pussy, for those who have done the reading, are soft, wet, warm, and moany. An iPhone is none of these: it’s hard, dry, and cold, except when charging or you’re holding it wrong… in which case… again it makes no sense ’cause pussies get cold when you hold them wrong.
Too bad about the App Store approval process or we might actually have (TRUE “edutainment”?) moaning iPunani apps instead of all of these God damned farting apps.
Also, have you tried putting your finger INSIDE an iPhone? I mean… get real. Case closed.
Gosh you kids are so cool! you know all the jokes when they’re supposed to be told and are so cool you can judge others because you’re sitting at home on your mega rad ipad 2112 edition making comments on blogs! and you’re in the mission! what a great neighborhood where everyone runs their cars on smug self satisfied bullshit and eat artisan bacon and drink shitty PBR, and act all superior because they finally got away from those bullies in their shitty home town that dumped them in the garbage can at lunch because they wore funny clothes and listened to music no one heard of or were in the fucking Glee Club. yeah, you guys are the smart ones, keep on being what makes people want to burn this fucking city to the ground because your attitude is such bullshit. And oh yeah your “witty” comebacks to this video are so weak and lame, I should dump your asses in the garbage can like they did to you back in high school. And oh yeah all of you are boys and you don’t get laid because you’re ugly and live in a squat in the Mission. EPIC FAIL MOTHERFUCKERS!
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I want you as my bodyguard. Or mercenary shit talker.
What’s the app called?
What’s it called? ( the app )