Therese enumerates some things dudes yell at her when she rides past on her bike:
- “nice tits” (personal favorite)
- “ride safe, mama.”
- “hey, you! on the bike! yooo-hoo!”
- “i see you getting your exercise, little mama. i see you GETTIN IT. i see you GETTIN IT.”
Entirely pleasant, right? Wrong? Anybody got anything worse?
“OOOOHHH GURL! That seat be LUCKY!”
tangential, but my favorite cat call of all time is one my boyfriend got in Noe Valley while dog walking 2 dachshunds.
“Cute dogs. Can I fuck them?”
OMG WHAT A CREEP
Shut the goddamn fuck up Allan.
NO SUCKERPUNCH YOU MAY NOT FUCK MY DOG EITHER
Hardcore Parkour ?
“Damn gurl! Wanna go halves on a bastard?”
Kiley from my site wrote about the shit she hears in Brooklyn while riding her bike:
http://brokeassstuart.com/2010/04/09/things-people-have-yelled-at-me-on-my-bike-in-brooklyn/
“hey girl, can I ride on your handlebars?”
“Hey Baby, if you lived with me, you’d be home by now!”