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Breaking: Manglomerate EDW Lynch Leaving the SF Romantic Market

Posted Jun 17, 2010 at 10:19 am by
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Breaking news from EDW Lynch himself:

Dear Sir:

Because you serve the vital purpose of informing the Mission public about important matters, we would be remiss if we failed to inform you that EDW Lynch is leaving the San Francisco Romantic Market effective 8:00pm yesterday. Sorry ladies.

EDW Lynch is a Mission-based man-corporate hybrid (corporate manglomerate) that has begun holding press conferences at the Amnesia Open Mic on Tuesdays.

With best regards,

EDW Lynch
Chairman and CEO
EDW Lynch, CM

DICTATED BUT NOT READ

cc: Legal, Partner Management

This is hot on the heels of the LJBF (Let’s Just Be Friends) incident several weeks ago:

No word on what happened to his previous English accent.

1 comment

One Response to “Breaking: Manglomerate EDW Lynch Leaving the SF Romantic Market”

  1. Sir E. D. W. Lynch says:
    June 17, 2010 at 10:51 am

    Thank for you disclosing this important information to the community. To clarify there is NO connection between the minor LJBF incident on May 25 and our departure from the romantic market on June 15. We maintain this a market problem, not an EDW Lynch problem.

    EDW Lynch

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