You know that asshole who tried to kill four cyclists last week? Well they nabbed him after he tried to file a false police report that his vehicle had been stolen. So what’s the profile for a murderous bicycle hater?
In addition to being a tennis pro, Clark boasted on a Web site that he was a crystal therapist, a “Reiki master,” referring to a natural healing technique, and a “priest in the Order of Melchizedek.” The order is described on one Web site of believers as “composed of evolved beings who have dedicated themselves to the work of promoting spiritual growth.”
Get the full scoop at SFGate.
[Thanks for the tip, Void. Photo by Troy Holden]
Previously:
lesson learned: if you do something stupid with your car, do not report it stolen as an alibi after the fact.
Allegedly.
Erm, Reiki is now a “natural healing technique”. And by “natural” you mean “magical”, “completely made up” and/or “utterly ineffective as a healing technique”? (seriously, look it up)
Oh I get it: just like murdering a person on a bike is a way of helping them out! Or were you concerned that you’d be slandering this murderous psycho by labeling him any kind of freaking nut-job?
Something is up with this guy–his name was withheld for several days after the attempted murders, and his picture hasn’t been shown at all on the news or any website. It seems like he’s getting awfully preferential treatment. Does he know some VIP??
“reiki master” = “tries to pick up gullible hippie chicks”