It’s time for the Mission Mission Facebook Wall comment of the day! Today’s comes courtesy of Mission Mission super fan Ryan Christopher Parks (pictured) in response to this morning’s post about Anchor Steam:
Anchor Steam tastes like shit. It’s all about drinking a shit ton of Racer 5 and screaming while pissing on a wall.
Ryan is a musician of some kind btw, and he is playing at Dalva tonight some time between 7 and 10 if you want to stop by and buy him an Anchor Steam or something.
Previously:
The Attic, Refuge for Displaced Toronado Regulars by Katie Ann
 in response to this morning’s post about Anchor Steam: Anchor Steam tastes like shit. It’s all about drinking a shit ton of Racer 5 and screaming while pissing on a wall. […]</p>
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lol, look at “super fan” up there … anchor is awesome, dick
b, I think his point is that the pleasure of pissing on a wall and setting the ya-ya’s free after drinking a swimming pool’s worth of beer trumps — no Donald Trumps — the price point of the beer itself. Me and every Marine in the history of gay porn would agree with the man.
leave sf, racer 5 douchebag -Anchor.
P.S. You probably think Fat Tire ain’t horrible fake crap.
Fat Tire is pretty decent. Definitely nicer than Anchor Steam.
Old Foghorn, though? Now THAT is a tasty, tasty beverage.
tell the michelin man up there to drop the pretense, referring to yourself by three names is reserved for hillbillies and their
wivessisters. anchor steam beer is an integral part of san francisco and has a rich history tied to the dogpatch neighborhood; pick up a book tubbo, it was founded in 1896, a full 100 years before the trustafarians at bear republic deciding to put down the bong and trek through germany on mushrooms. and get this, they’ve had ONE HUNDRED YEARS to refine their process and products.get thee back to Seattle, CAPITAN DOUCHEBAG VON BILLY RAY PARKS
BEING FAT GIVES ME MORE ENERGY TO FUCK ALL NIGHT. THANKS FOR THE HISTORY LESSON. MAKE YOUR NEXT LESSON PLAN ABOUT FINGER BANGING IN THE BACKSEAT OF A 95 GEO. I NEED TO BRUSH UP ON THAT AS WELL.