Eric spotted this job opening for a full-time Sales Associated posted in a furniture store window over the weekend. The shop is adjacent to Pissed Off Pete’s in the Excelsior, if you’re interested in applying.
As for me, they lost me at “Do not come in yelling and acting DUMB.” No way in hell I’m getting this job.
Any place of business that doesn’t appreciate the time and effort put into an interpretive dance highlighting your skills set to the smash jam “I Gotta Feeling” doesn’t deserve you.
Cosmic Amanda, you’re hired!
I’ll start packing!