3-Speed Rust-Colored Raleigh Stolen From Crocker Amazon Carport

Don’t ask me, I just work here reports:

My bike just got stolen out of my fucking carport.  I inherited it from my grandma who is now deceased, so it’s kinda important to me. I spent all fucking summer fixing it. If anyone sees a 3 speed rust colored Raleigh from the 60’s with a wicker basket and a Brooks jr. seat, please DM me ASAP.

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3 Responses to “3-Speed Rust-Colored Raleigh Stolen From Crocker Amazon Carport”

    • chalkman says:

      wow, too bad you didn’t pop out and make her wet her frakking leggings….that takes some balls, she went back somewhere to get the headcovering before swiping, do you recognize her, or was this a 3am random theft…

  1. Neo Displacer says:

    sorry to hear. I had a beloved Raleigh stolen once, it broke my heart. I haven’t seen your bike but I did see this guy on 12/21.

    http://missionmission.wordpress.com/2009/07/13/asshat-bike-thief/

    He was on Haight and Fillmore riding a mountain bike fast. He had a make shift courier bag that looked like it contained his felony pliers. He looks every bit the Dick Tracy villain in person as he does in picture.