You guys! Look! Sexpigeon spotted Dick Chicken in Palo Alto!
Now, either Dick Chicken has gone bi-coastal, or some buttmunch of a Stanford student is fucking with us by way of half-assed Dick Chicken scrawl in sharpie.
Ugh. I can’t tell which is worse. Go home, Dick Chicken.
We brought this upon ourselves! Dick chicken is clearly on his way to greet his new west coast followers.
[...] Dick Chicken on the Peeeeeninsula! [...]