Mission Mission

My friend Jed is looking for an apartment and got tipped off to some magical poetry found in the Mission District listings on Craigslist. It’s really hard to pick a favorite line.

$530 You get the bedroom. Have my space. (mission district) (map)

This is a nice and comfortable. This guy that you will live with doesn’t easily show his old injuries, but has chronic pain issues. Retired from the Fed Gov. I am easy and fair. Connected to No Religion +/= 420. I need someone that will use this mainly for Sleeping and Showering or Whatever; light cooking doesn’t bother! You Go to a good job on time and and pay your way! Then all will be peaceful, warm and COOOL. You will get my respect. If you read this and and you know someone who needs just a little daily smart advice and understands (been there done that). 54 and try me for a part-time father figure. I only do stuff part-time. I will file taxes in 2010. If you lived with me and were waiting for stimulus hum, it could happen. No diseases or tell me before I hand you Keys. Your share of rent is Negotiable. Do you like that? Big Daddy here.

San Francisco like Paradise. Eat drink and be merry with gay.
Phone number upon request. Move in date is Open. Come and see!

No Nosey’s . . .

In case it speaks to you, link.

3 Responses to “No Nosey's . . .”

1. Sean says:

   November 23, 2009 at 11:14 am

   Reader’s Digest version:

   For $530 a month, you can live here and be my bitch.
2. jimbeam says:

   November 23, 2009 at 11:37 am

   I bet he’d negotiate down.
3. monkeeknifefight says:

   November 23, 2009 at 12:18 pm

   That’s awesome. Somebody should submit it here (another favorite work time-waster):

   http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/