Hipster Scum Wants All Other Mission Hipster Scum to Die

You know this was scrawled by some 20-something art-school dropout (“cuz prof couldn’t teach me shit.  I mean, look at my hella tight typography dude”), who wears plaid and listened to Kyle Andrews before he was on NPR.  No worries duder, “hipster” doesn’t apply to you.  You’re in a league of your own.  When all the cultural weekend warriors move along, you’ll still maintain your 100% unique identity.

DHS

17 Responses to “Hipster Scum Wants All Other Mission Hipster Scum to Die”

  1. kwk says:

    Looks like the old “Die Yuppie Scum” signs from the late 1990s are getting updated for this century; back then the target was SUVs but Keating and the folk in his Yuppie Eradication Project were too lame to realize that the harbinger of gentrification was not big cars, it was bicycle shops.

  2. mumbles says:

    Obviously this is a tag by Bob Terwilliger written in German.

    It reads “the hipster scum”.

  3. deado says:

    *yawn*

  4. M.A.C. says:

    can we ban the word hipster and just use douchebag? It would cover them as well as the people who are obsessed with how much they hate them.

  5. Rhiannon says:

    Thank god it’s timestamped. We wouldn’t want to forget which era of Anti-hipster-hipster tagged this section of the sidewalk.

  6. mamiel says:

    No one hates a hipster like a hipster. It’s one of those “He-who-smelt-it-dealt-it” type things.

  7. Ben says:

    you know the hipster thing is played out when we can’t even muster a half-decent flamewar over it.

  8. Sean says:

    Disco sucks.