Clare's East Coast Delicatessen SAY WHAT?

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Mike just sent us this hot tip that there is an east coast deli opening up at 17th and Guerrero.  All I know is that “East coast style fun” better involve slamming back cases of Harpoon UFO and watching Irish people have fist fights.

(Clare’s on the internets)

31 Responses to “Clare's East Coast Delicatessen SAY WHAT?”

  1. ck says:

    kevin, please. any real new englander knows that harpoon ufo is a drink for the overeducated elite. real irish bostonians drink harp, or, more realistically, mickey’s.

  2. Sam says:

    I’ll one up your “overeducated elite harpoon ufo” and request a Smuttynose, thanks.

    While I’m at it, basketball on the big screen, and popcorn from the bar, and drunken irish men hugging each other and singing Queen songs in the back of a bar that looks like your mother’s basement in the midwest a la Razzy’s. If anyone has any idea what I’m talking about, please email me to reminisce.

  3. i hope they have cheez wiz. (is philly even in new england? it all seems like one big old-timey museum to me.)

  4. Meh says:

    East Coast style deli. What part of that has anything to do with new england or the irish??? East Coast Style Deli to me, immideatly means new york. as in, rye bread, egg and cheese, black and white cookies.

    and uh, no drunken fights. its a deli people.

    • olu says:

      yeah, what does new england have to do w/ deli’s?
      I’m hoping for a katz deli west coast – i would trade half the taquerias and most of our farmers markets for an ‘east coast’ deli that is half as good as katz.

  5. Martini Rossi says:

    It’s next to the 500 Club and will be much-needed fuel for boozehounds. I plan on supporting the venue…I can only hope it’s fare and attitude are in direct juxtaposition to that ridiculous hipster-powered joint, “Ike’s”.

  6. Martini Rossi says:

    The definition of the word lines up there daily for sandwiches. Why is it that the smaller the place is (Yamo, also) the more hipsters like to cram themselves into it?

  7. milkshake says:

    The irish are not known for their deli’s, east coast or west. the poster referencing NYC and katz’s comes closer. let’s face it: “east coast” is a euphemism for Jewish. if it’s a real jewish deli, than the mission will be soooo enhanced by it’s presence. however, the very fact that they feel they have to say “east coast” and that it’s called “claires” and not “mandelbaum’s” leaves me skeptical.

  8. Cindy says:

    yar there’s arpo in me harpoon

  9. Sean says:

    It must be true. The experts said so in the Mission Mission comments.

  10. da5 says:

    Where is this exactly? Did the caning place close? Not that I ever needed caning but still.

  11. Cranky Old Mission Guy says:

    East-coast, shmeast-coast — there’s more decent delis in Los Angeles than San Francisco has seen in generations. Just tell me I can get a corned beef on fresh rye with sauerkraut, a block away from my apartment, and I’ll be a happy fella.

    And it should be wrapped in paper, not plastic.

  12. Martini Rossi says:

    Give the place a chance…I gave Ike’s a couple tries…the food was not bad at all, but it’s blown up way beyond warrant….lines like that are ridiculous.

    • Silly says:

      Oh come on. It’s not so bad – If you walk in it’s not like they can ignore your phone call. It’s like, hello, I’m standing right here, watching you watching the phone ring…

      Why, the other Sunday when I was there I only had to wade through, like, two packs of Spirits and maybe 3 or 4 hundred bros before I got my sando. It wasn’t easy looking really cool for that long without a craft-brew inhand, but by the time I was done Benders was totally open for business.

  13. johnny0 says:

    Ahh, the irony of KevMo getting excited about a place that hasn’t opened yet. I hope this doesn’t become a meme.

    But one LA-quality jewish deli in SF would be very welcome.

  14. jlgz says:

    Harpoon IPA I miss dearly, maybe they can smuggle it into the state

  15. clare says:

    hey hungry kids…I’m so happy to see you are all so ready for a good reuben, or meatball grinder, and it’s on it’s way…I’m gonna say we will be sharing corned meats by the new year!
    Sandwich ideas always welcome at http://www.claresdeli.com/contact_us

    with everything,
    clare…….

  16. Zig says:

    Its hard to understand the lack of Jewish Delis in SF

    We have a lot of Jews

    The cloest thing is Sauls in Berk

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