Mission Mission

SF is fag friendly.  If you’re into retards, go to Portland or some shit.

Restroom door at El Zocalo.   Taken from The Tens.

6 Responses to “A Message to n00bs”

1. Drew says:

   October 30, 2009 at 12:40 pm

   Yes, please play nice. I don’t want to move back to Portland or anything.
2. Sean says:

   October 30, 2009 at 1:40 pm

   What’s a n00b?
   • Sean says:

     October 30, 2009 at 1:41 pm

     Looked it up. I guess that would be me.
3. kwk says:

   October 31, 2009 at 2:26 pm

   Funny Portland should be mentioned by the stereotypical Mission Hipster/Bicycle Yuppies types. This video is as if a group of the kind of people that were in SF in 1979 walked into some kind of time portal and reappeared in Portland 30 years later:
   Storm Part 3.

   From this one must conclude that Portland is a better San Francisco than San Francisco. It sure ain’t a bunch of lame cell phone photos passing as “art”.
   • swill says:

     October 31, 2009 at 8:31 pm

     That’s more navel-gazing than any of us can handle.
   • Mrc says:

     November 3, 2009 at 6:29 pm

     Speaking as a Portland resident, we certainly have our share of irritating hipsters and yuppie douchebags too (many of whom hail from California, incidentally).

     The biggest difference, so far as I can tell, is that most people here don’t act like Portland is the center of the known universe and reflexively talk shit on other cities as a kind of crypto-snobbery.