Seeking the thrill ride of your life? Read Humphry Slocombe’s Twitter from start to finish and get so. fucking. stoked.
Whoever writes this thing is having a dance party RIGHT NOW. They just tossed an ice cream scoop into the air, did a spin, and caught their scoop right into the cone, all whilst singing into the scooper like it were a microphone.
Seriously, are you as fun as this? Follow them @humphryslocombe.
I guess I’m probably not the first to say it, but Humphry Slocombe is one hell of a porn name.
Yeah, and their ice cream sucks harder than a porn star.
Aw daaaaaaaaaaaang!!!!!!!!!!!!