For those of you who do not believe Brolores Park is real life, this just popped up on Craigslist:
All cuddlers welcome, cute cuddlers only though. – 25 (mission district)
Date: 2009-10-04, 10:49PM PDT
Hello, we are four handsome young gentlemen who are looking for some lovely young ladies to come over and keep us company. We have a spectacular entertainment set up. Let me walk you through it:
An Xbox 360: We can play video games, watch dvds, talk to our friends over the headset, WIRELESS controller.
Netfix streaming: Yup, thats right. Over 500 movies at our fingertips ladies. Anytime. All day with that shit.
A Flat screen TV: Say what??
Dolby surround sound speakers: We cans hear all kinds of shit.
Airtunes: My fucking laptop WIRELESSLY connects to the surround sound speakers. Music all day ladies, all day.
So much more: couches, table, dvds, hallway, kitchen, bathrooms, backyard, cherry tomatoes.
Our ages vary from 24 to 25, we live in the mission.
One of us has a queen size bed with 400 thread count sheets, in case you get tired from all the FUN!
Family Circus lovers a must.
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Glad to see irony is alive and well
ha ha ha “my fucking laptop”
I liked the “We can hear all kinds of shit” the best.
What a scream!
I must be getting old…
What ever happened to romance? (replaced by f***ing technology?)
ew, family circus makes me want to drive a fork into someone’s skull. seriously wtf. i was totally down … until i read that.
family circus makes me want to drive a fork into someone’s skull. seriously wtf. i was totally down … until i read that