Capp St. Pooper

skid-marks-on-capp

Woke up one mornin’
Had some skid mark on my porch
Empty bottle of Smirnoff
and some very happy flies

11 Responses to “Capp St. Pooper”

  1. zinzin says:

    um. eww.

  2. TRex says:

    I had a similar experience in the Haight: I walked out my door one morning to find a empty bottle of vodka and a trail of blood leading up to my door.

  3. Ariel. says:

    My new motto is “If you See A Pee Pee, you know you’re on Capp Street.”

    Yeah, well, I was drunk when I said it.

  4. meave says:

    THERE IS ALWAYS POOP ON CAPP.

    Doesn’t matter what block you’re on. If you keep walking, eventually, there’ll be poo.

    It is the bane of my perambulations.

  5. zinzin says:

    capp street, really, so much to offer.

  6. Plug1 says:

    excellent reportage here, im being for real. i love the way you tied it all together with the text. reminds me of an ICE-T song.

    btw, same principles apply in SOMA and The ELs.

  7. kiya says:

    Allan, where are you?

  8. grafiksgirl says:

    Even in Pac Heights man…poop and pigeon feed. The highbrows aren’t exempt.

  9. moderniste says:

    Sounds like a Tom Waits song.

  10. Cathy Bremer says:

    Shotwell St. is well-smeared, too. We’re so lucky to live in SF.