Tonight: Literary Death Match With Eve Batey

Tonight’s edition of Literary Death Match features guest judge Eve Batey, editor and publisher of the SF Appeal.

Eve was an early supporter of Mission Mission, and she’s been instrumental in its continued success, providing us with lots of free advice, journalism lessons, legal counsel, and a shoulder to cry on when times got tough. Thanks forever for everything, Eve.

She’s also got a mouth on her you wouldn’t believe, and a fiery temper to match. And poor impulse control. So it’ll be fun to see her on stage, ripping some poor poet to shreds.

The fun starts early: 6:30PM at Elbo Room, $5.

Photo by Sarah Hromack.

Previously:

Bright Lights at the Elbo Room

Interview with LDM’s Todd Zuniga

LDM at Amnesia

9 Responses to “Tonight: Literary Death Match With Eve Batey”

  1. brittney says:

    Eve scares me. In the best way.

  2. Glenparker says:

    Looks like a .22

  3. Allan Hough says:

    Uh oh, Glenparker is also a gun nut. Watch your backs, people.

  4. Katie Ann says:

    oh man, Allan, you’re gonna GET IT!

  5. johnny0 says:

    Roses are red,
    Eve’s mouth is blue
    Katie’s got a gun,
    But Allan’s quick too

  6. Glenparker says:

    Yes people, watch your backs, walk with a purpose, don’t stop moving forward and hopefully you’ll never need to use the skills Ms. Batey appears to be acquiring (just a little tighter, baby). As for nutty about guns, I’ve had two pointed at my head and have a ten-stitch scar on my scalp to remind me of how criminals obey our gun laws. And Allan if you’re ever in the wrong place at the wrong time and I’m there, this gun nut will have your back.

    by the way did you read this;

    COLLEGE PARK, Ga. — A group of college students said they are lucky to be alive and they’re thanking the quick-thinking of one of their own. Police said a fellow student shot and killed one of two masked me who burst into an apartment.

    Channel 2 Action News reporter Tom Jones met with one of the students to talk about the incident.

    “Apparently, his intent was to rape and murder us all,” said student Charles Bailey.

    Bailey said he thought it was the end of his life and the lives of the 10 people inside his apartment for a birthday party after two masked men with guns burst in through a patio door.

    “They just came in and separated the men from the women and said, ‘Give me your wallets and cell phones,’” said George Williams of the College Park Police Department.

    Bailey said the gunmen started counting bullets. “The other guy asked how many (bullets) he had. He said he had enough,” said Bailey.

    That’s when one student grabbed a gun out of a backpack and shot at the invader who was watching the men. The gunman ran out of the apartment.

    The student then ran to the room where the second gunman, identified by police as 23-year-old Calvin Lavant, was holding the women.

    “Apparently the guy was getting ready to rape his girlfriend. So he told the girls to get down and he started shooting. The guy jumped out of the window,” said Bailey.

  7. did the guy with the gay brother who writes comics win?