From Rants & Raves:
What’s up, PussyJuice? (mission district)
Let’s get something straight: I’m not writing to complain that you routinely tag my building. I’m writing to let you know how intensely lame you are. Hell, I appreciate graf-art; I have a copy of Chris Brennan’s brilliant new photo-book, and I live with two professional DJ’s, but your graf-tag is the WORST TAG EVER! Seriously, you go by the name “PussyJuice”? -And it’s totally legible? Hell, I’m gonna talk to Eric down at the Delirium and get them to step up their recognition of fake ID’s. –There’s no way PussyJuice is 21 or over.
This might be news to you, but after a full night of pounding 40’s and sniffing glue, your judgment gets impaired. Case in Point: PussyJuice = Bad Idea. I’d rather you get behind the wheel and drive your parents’ car all the way back home with the parking brake on than have you continue to write lame shit on my building. Let me ask: are you rolling alone? -Because if not, then let me tell you: those “friends” of yours are laughing AT you, PussyJuice, not with you. -Either that or they’re just as lame as you are.
Okay, maybe I’m being too hard on PussyJuice. After all, I like to support the mentally disabled. Fuck it, PussyJuice, I hope you become famous for your tags! I hope in the cannon of street-art it goes: Ron English, Shepard Fairey, and then PussyJuice! That way, I can tell people I was into PussyJuice before ANYONE. In fact, we should talk. -I have a bunch of connections and you obviously need a manager. Seriously, you’re like the Pussy that laid the golden Juice egg. –We both need to take advantage of that.
Whaddya say, PussyJuice? We got a deal? I know you don’t read Craigslist, but maybe your mom will come across this and will drive you over in the Mini-van. If the deal’s a go, just write “PussyJuice” on my door again. –That’s a written contract obligation in the graf-world, so think about it before you get shit-faced blind next weekend. I’ll iron out all the figures with your drunk lawyer later. What’s most important (now that I own the PussyJuice name), is that we nationally promote the PussyJuice franchise: t-shirts, tattoos, college-ruled notebooks, car seats for babies, Clamato endorsements, etc.
You feel me, dawg? I eagerly await your answer.
PussyJuice’s boy,
-The Colonel
PS – It’s cool if I pay you in shitty beer, right?
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 Let’s get something straight: I’m not writing to complain that you routinely tag my building. I’m writing to let you know how intensely lame you are. Hell, I appreciate graf-art; I have a copy of Chris Brennan’s brilliant new photo-book, and I live with two professional […]</p>
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failure craigslist post,, pussyjuice lame? he knows hes lame hense the rediculous name. judging by the posters personal details, this pot callin the kettle black is the real lame.
“I appreciate graf-art; I have a copy of Chris Brennan’s brilliant new photo-book, and I live with two professional DJ’s”????????????
pathetic…what makes this poster super lame is how the post is written with the obvious intent to be on Best of CL. So this dbag lives with 2 djs lame, spent 50 bucks on a picture book lame,and tries to make best of with unfunny repetitive insults at someone who actually is funny and produces in the real world achieving attention.
who’s a professional DJ anymore? anyways, I’d rather see legible pussyjuice on the wall (!) than random “graffiti” scribbles because if you tag you HAVE to make your shit illegible to be any good….
there’s so much richness here…
“the Pussy that laid the golden Juice egg”
the fact that PJ here is, probably, actually, 15 years old
the fact that all taggers, and most “street artists” or “graf-artists” spend most of their time channeling their inner 15 year old in half baked, masturbatory, frustrated efforts at self promotion
Come on, this shit is why you all moved here to SF from wherever it is you grew up.
Hahaha yes. The guy writing the post sounds like a huge, pretentious douche.
I have a friend, dick sponge…
Dude, Pussy Juice is one of the most hillarious tags I have seen in a long time. I wonder what you would think about DICK CHICKEN?! Get over it. Whomever it is is obviously trying to be funny.
Dude, Pussy Juice is one of the most hilarious tags I have seen in a long time. I wonder what you would think about DICK CHICKEN?! Get over it. Whomever it is is obviously trying to be funny.
pussy juice tagged the j. i thought it was a weak tag and douchey, but it did make me laugh.
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